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Date / Time : Wednesday, April 29, 2009 / 6:11 PM
today i attended a workshop at my training center called "React Workshop". i now know tt kicking a man's kuku bird is a wrong move. cuz a rapist wont come towards u with his kuku bird bent towards u! he'll use his hands to hold u before his bird can come out! makes sense right? therefore, u must use ur thumb! and jab jab jab it into ur attacker's eye! that will cause him to be paralysed and u can whack him more if u wish to.
but onboard an aircraft, we cant do tt type of things! so how? we learnt where the most painful pressure points are on a human and just jab into them with all ur strength! for example, at ur collarbone, stick out ur 2 fingers, find the spot nearest to the neck and use ur 2 fingers to push it in and downwards into the hollow of ur collarbone. and kneeing pple just above the knee, at the side of ur pants seamline.. u try la! can cry! other moves are airline secret! haha! i got a certificate at the end of the day!
did i mention tt on my previous Jakarta flight, one man asked the steward "is elizabeth single or attached?" my friend went back into the galley and told me this... so i walked out to the passenger and asked him if there's anything he wana ask me... hahahahahha... my goodness! the guy's face was suddenly so paiseh!!! then he ask me if i was single, of cuz i say attached la! HE DAMN UGLY CAN!!!!! my leading steward even wana help me go out scold the guy! he plan to tell the passenger:''we are service providers" NOT "f***ing service providers!"
